Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th January 2017

Dilbert//10132, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 10th January 2017

Ted Is Doing A Terrible Job

Tags

talking, conversation, boring, annoy, quitting, boredom

Official transcript

Boss: Ted is doing a terrible job. Catbert: Maybe you should talk to him. Boss: What should I say? Catbert: It doesn't matter. Five minutes of listening to you will make him want to quit. Boss: That's crazy enough to work. Catbert: You've only been here for two minutes and my tail is asleep.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED IS DOING A TERRIBLE JOB.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM.

WHAT SHOULD I SAY?

IT DOESN'T MATTER. FIVE MINUTES OF LISTENING TO YOU WILL MAKE HIM WANT TO QUIT.

THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK.

YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR TWO MINUTES AND MY TAIL 1S ASLEEP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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