Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th January 2017

Dilbert//10133, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 11th January 2017

Coaching Ted

Tags

quitting, fired, annoy, irritate, drive away, repel

Official transcript

Boss: Ted, you have not performed up to my expectations, so I thought I would spend more time coaching you. I'll be with you every minute of the day. Ted: I quit! Catbert: I told you that would work. Boss: I didn't want to believe it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, YOU HAVE NOT PERFORMED UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SPEND MORE TIME COACHING YOU.

I'LL BE WITH YOU EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY.

QUIT!

I TOLD YOU THAT WOULD WORK.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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