Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th January 2017

Dilbert//10134, first published nine years ago on Thursday 12th January 2017

Coaching Alice

Tags

coaching, mentor, boss, manager, advice

Official transcript

Boss: Do you want some coaching? Alice: Heck yes. If you find someone who knows my job better than I do, send them my way. Boss: Maybe I could share my wisdom with you. Alice: Can you teach me how to stay calm when some idiot interrupts me?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT SOME COACHING?

HECK YES IF YOU FIND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS MY JOB BETTER THAN I DO, SEND THEM MY WAY.

MAYBE I COULD SHARE MY WISDOM WITH YOU.

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO STAY CALM WHEN SOME IDIOT INTERRUPTS ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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