Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th January 2017

Dilbert//10136, first published nine years ago on Saturday 14th January 2017

Fairness Is For Kids And Idiots

Tags

fair, fairness, wages, equality, worth, money

Official transcript

Dilbert: The new hire gets paid more than me. It isn't fair. Dogbert: Fairness is a concept that was invented so kids and idiots could participate in debates. Dilbert: Hey, that's not fair. Dogbert: The best case scenario here is that you're younger than you look.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW HIRE GETS PAID MORE THAN ME.

IT ISN'T FAIR.

FAIRNESS IS A CONCEPT THAT WAS INVENTED SO KIDS AND IDIOTS COULD PARTICIPATE IN DEBATES.

HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

THE BEST CASE SCENARIO HERE IS THAT YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN YOU LOOK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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