Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th January 2017

Dilbert//10139, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 17th January 2017

Elbonians Jumping Off Roof

Tags

jump, height, suicide, struggle, failure

Official transcript

Dilbert: We have a problem at our Elbonian manufacturing plant. Employees are leaping from the roof to end their lives. Boss: It's only two stories high. Dilbert: That's the problem. It takes three jumps to do it right.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE A PROBLEM AT OUR ELBONIAN MANUFACTURING PLANT.

EMPLOYEES ARE LEAPING FROM THE ROOF TO END THEIR LIVES.

IT'S ONLY TWO STORIES HIGH.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM. IT TAKES THREE JUMPS TO DO IT RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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