Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th January 2017

Dilbert//10138, first published nine years ago on Monday 16th January 2017

Rather Eat Garbage

Tags

choosing, choices, boredom, listening, trash, garbage, suffering

Official transcript

Wally: Would you rather eat garbage or listen to our boss talk about his weekend? Dilbert: I'd have to know more about the garbage to make that decision. Wally: Let's say it's mostly kitchen stuff. Dilbert: Am I eating it from the can or fighting birds for it?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU RATHER EAT GARBAGE OR LISTEN TO OUR BOSS TALK ABOUT HIS WEEKEND?

I'D HAVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE GARBAGE TO MAKE THAT DECISION LET'S SAY IT'S MOSTLY KITCHEN STUFF.

AM I EATING IT FROM THE CAN OR FIGHTING BIRDS FOR IT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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