Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd January 2017

Dilbert//10145, first published nine years ago on Monday 23rd January 2017

Wally's Coffee Ideas

Tags

coffee, obsession, caffeine, decaf, competition, thinking, intelligence

Official transcript

Wally: I recommend buying the company that supplies coffee to our biggest competitor. We'll replace their regular coffee with decaf enjoy a solid 20-point I.Q. advantage over them. Boss: Do all of your ideas involve coffee. Wally: Only the good ones.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I RECOMMEND BUYING THE COMPANY THAT SUPPLIES COFFEE TO OUR BIGGEST COMPETITOR.

WELL REPLACE THEIR REGULAR COFFEE WITH DECAF AND ENJOY A SOLID 20-POINT I.Q.

ADVANTAGE OVER THEM.

DO ALL OF YOUR IDEAS INVOLVE COFFEE?

ONLY THE GOOD ONES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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