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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th January 2017

Dilbert//10146, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 24th January 2017

Trust The Boss


Tags

trust, confidence, vampire, dead, trustworthy


Official transcript

Boss: We're not planning any changes, trust me. Dilbert: Trust you? I've seen your browser history. I wouldn't trust you to guard a funeral home. Boss: That's the easiest job ever. Just drive stakes through the hearts of the dead and they'll stay put. Dilbert: To my point.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE'RE NOT PLANNING ANY CHANGES, TRUST ME.

TRUST YOU?

I'VE SEEN YOUR BROWSER HISTORY.

I WOULDN'T TRUST YOU TO GUARD A FUNERAL HOME.

THAT'S THE EASIEST JOB EVER. JUST DRIVE STAKES THROUGH THE HEARTS OF THE DEAD AND THEYLL STAY PUT.

TO MY POINT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Easiest Job Ever"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and mundane office life, in a humorous and satirical take on the concept of "the easiest job ever." In this strip, Dilbert is approached by a funeral director who asks him to guard a funeral home. Dilbert, being the skeptical and unenthusiastic character that he is, responds with a series of sarcastic comments and questions, poking fun at the idea that guarding a funeral home could be considered an easy job.

Throughout the strip, Dilbert's deadpan humor and clever wordplay add to the comedic effect, as he navigates the absurdity of the situation and the funeral director's attempts to convince him otherwise. The strip's use of satire and irony creates a humorous commentary on the monotony and absurdity of everyday life, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the Dilbert comic strip.

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