Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th January 2017

Dilbert//10146, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 24th January 2017

Trust The Boss

Tags

trust, confidence, vampire, dead, trustworthy

Official transcript

Boss: We're not planning any changes, trust me. Dilbert: Trust you? I've seen your browser history. I wouldn't trust you to guard a funeral home. Boss: That's the easiest job ever. Just drive stakes through the hearts of the dead and they'll stay put. Dilbert: To my point.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE NOT PLANNING ANY CHANGES, TRUST ME.

TRUST YOU?

I'VE SEEN YOUR BROWSER HISTORY.

I WOULDN'T TRUST YOU TO GUARD A FUNERAL HOME.

THAT'S THE EASIEST JOB EVER. JUST DRIVE STAKES THROUGH THE HEARTS OF THE DEAD AND THEYLL STAY PUT.

TO MY POINT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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