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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th January 2017

Dilbert//10152, first published nine years ago on Monday 30th January 2017

Robotic Hair Transplant


Tags

coffee, conversation, hair, surgery, medical


Official transcript

Never go to a robotic hair transplant center on the same day they upgrade the software.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NEVER GO TO A ROBOTIC HAIR TRANSPLANT CENTER ON THE SAME DAY THEY UPGRADE THE SOFTWARE.

IS THAT THE SURGERY WHERE THEY TAKE HAIR FROM THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD AND FILL IN THE BALD SPOT?

THAT'S HOW THE OLD SOFTWARE WORKED.

THE NEW ONE DIDN'T RESPECT BOUNDARIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Hair-Raising Upgrade"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, engaging in a conversation with his coworker. The conversation revolves around a recent visit to a robotic hair transplant center, where Dilbert upgraded his software. However, he is surprised to discover that the surgery involved taking hair from the back of his head and filling in the bald spot, rather than upgrading his software.

Dilbert's coworker points out that this is how the old software worked, implying that the new one didn't respect boundaries. The conversation highlights the humorous and unexpected twist on the typical understanding of software upgrades.

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