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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st January 2017

Dilbert//10153, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 31st January 2017

Robot Lawyer Writes Gibberish


Tags

chair, conversation, meeting, robot, sue, table, business


Official transcript

Boss: We replaced our company lawyer with a robot. Boss: It already rewrote all of our contracts into gibberish. Dilbert: Do we want that? Boss: I tried to ask, but it threatened to sue me.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE REPLACED OUR COMPANY LAWYER WITH A ROBOT.

IT ALREADY REWROTE ALL OF OUR CONTRACTS INTO GIBBERISH.

DO WE WANT THAT?

I TRIED TO ASK, BUT IT THREATENED TO SUE ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Gibberish Contracts"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a company's decision to replace their lawyer with a robot.
  • The robot lawyer rewrites all contracts into gibberish, causing confusion among the company's employees.
  • One employee attempts to sue the robot lawyer, but is met with a response that is equally nonsensical.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of relying on technology to replace human professionals, highlighting the potential consequences of such a decision.

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