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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st February 2017

Dilbert//10154, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 1st February 2017

Robot Lawyer Has Comments


Tags

argument, robot, talk


Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you have any comments on the contract I emailed to you? Robot: Adjudicate the continuance of due diligence until an injunction repudiates the covenants. Dilbert: I was hoping for comments that make sense. Robot: You're thinking of a more expensive robot.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE ROBOT LAWYER DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENTS ON THE CONTRACT I EMAILED TO YOU?

ADJUDICATE THE CONTINUANCE OF DUE DILIGENCE UNTIL AN INJUNCTION REPUDIATES THE COVENANTS.

I WAS HOPING FOR COMMENTS THAT MAKE SENSE.

YOU'RE THINKING OF A MORE EXPENSIVE ROBOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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