Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd February 2017

Dilbert//10156, first published nine years ago on Friday 3rd February 2017

Family Of Squirrels In A Tire

Tags

competition, management, managers, obliviousness, direction

Official transcript

Boss: Why can't we innovate as quickly as our competition? Dilbert: Maybe it's because our management is like a family of squirrels that lives inside an old tree. Boss: Can you be more specific? Dilbert: It's a Goodyear tire with five grey squirrels.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY CANT WE INNOVATE AS QUICKLY AS OUR COMPETITION?

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OUR MANAGEMENT IS LIKE A FAMILY OF SQUIRRELS THAT LIVES INSIDE AN OLD TIRE.

CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?

IT'S A GOODYEAR TIRE WITH FIVE GREY SQUIRRELS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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