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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th February 2017

Dilbert//10157, first published nine years ago on Saturday 4th February 2017

Days Off Versus More Pay


Tags

catch-22, wages, trick question, vacation, compensation, money


Official transcript

Boss: Would you rather have more days off or more pay? Alice: Days off. Dilbert: Days off. Wally: Days off. Boss: You were right-- we're paying them too much.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE MORE DAYS OFF OR MORE PAY?

DAYS OFF.

DAYS OFF.

DAYS OFF.

YOU WERE RIGHT - WE'RE PAYING THEM TOO MUCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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