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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th February 2017

Dilbert//10160, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 7th February 2017

Standup Meeting


Tags

software, engineer, coding, jargon, language, technology, engineering


Official transcript

Dilbert: Are you coming to the standup meeting? Wally: Is it okay if I sit instead? Dilbert: No, that would ruin the software. Dilbert: Did that make sense when I said it? Wally: No, and it isn't aging well either.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ARE YOU COMING TO THE STANDUP MEETING?

IS IT OKAY IF I SIT INSTEAD?

NO, THAT WOULD RUIN THE SOFTWARE DID THAT MAKE SENSE WHEN I SAID IT?

NO, AND IT ISN'T AGING, WELL EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Software Ruins Everything"

Summary:

  • A man attends a meeting, inquiring about the presence of software.
  • He is informed that it will ruin the software, leading to a discussion about its age and usefulness.
  • The man ultimately concludes that the software is neither well-aged nor useful.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges and frustrations associated with technology and software.

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