Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th February 2017

Dilbert//10161, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 8th February 2017

Keeping The Boss Away

Tags

managers, interference, huddle, scrum

Official transcript

Boss: What time is the team huddle? Dilbert: I can't tell you. As the team scrum, it is my job to keep you from interfering. Boss: Then I guess we're both doing what we're supposed to do. Dilbert: Sadly, yes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT TIME IS THE TEAM HUDDLE?

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

AS THE TEAM SCRUM, IT IS MY JOB TO KEEP YOU FROM INTERFERING.

THEN I GUESS WE'RE BOTH DOING WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

SADLY, YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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