Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th February 2017

Dilbert//10161, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 8th February 2017

Keeping The Boss Away

Tags

managers, interference, huddle, scrum

Official transcript

Boss: What time is the team huddle? Dilbert: I can't tell you. As the team scrum, it is my job to keep you from interfering. Boss: Then I guess we're both doing what we're supposed to do. Dilbert: Sadly, yes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT TIME IS THE TEAM HUDDLE?

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

AS THE TEAM SCRUM, IT IS MY JOB TO KEEP YOU FROM INTERFERING.

THEN I GUESS WE'RE BOTH DOING WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

SADLY, YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Team Huddle Interruption"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene in an office setting where two individuals, one of whom is a team leader, are engaged in a conversation. The team leader asks, "What time is the team huddle?" to which the other person responds, "I can't tell you." The team leader then explains that as the team scrum master, it is their job to keep them from interfering, implying that they are supposed to be doing something else. The other person responds with a simple "yes," indicating agreement with the team leader's statement.

Key Points:

• The team leader is concerned about the timing of a team huddle.
• The other person is unable to provide the timing information.
• The team leader explains their role as scrum master and their responsibility to keep the team on track.
• The other person agrees with the team leader's statement.

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