Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th February 2017

Dilbert//10163, first published nine years ago on Friday 10th February 2017

Remove Yourself

Tags

distraction, irony, productivity

Official transcript

Dilbert: As the designated agile scrum, it is my job to remove distractions so you can work. Alice: Great. Remove yourself from my cubicle and you've done your job. Dilbert: That seems too easy. Alice: And yet you can't do it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS THE DESIGNATED AGILE SCRUM, IT 15 MY JOB TO REMOVE ANY DISTRACTIONS SO YOU CAN WORK GREAT. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY CUBICLE AND YOU'VE DONE YOUR JOB.

THAT SEEMS TOO EASY.

AND YET YOU CAN'T DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Designated Agile Scrums"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a manager and an employee. The manager explains that as the designated Agile Scrum, their job is to remove distractions so the employee can work. However, the employee responds by removing themselves from their cubicle, implying that the manager's job is too easy and they can't do it.

Key Points:

• The manager is tasked with removing distractions to facilitate work.
• The employee takes this literally by leaving their cubicle.
• The manager's job is perceived as too easy, leading to the employee's actions.

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