Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th February 2017

Dilbert//10163, first published nine years ago on Friday 10th February 2017

Remove Yourself

Tags

distraction, irony, productivity

Official transcript

Dilbert: As the designated agile scrum, it is my job to remove distractions so you can work. Alice: Great. Remove yourself from my cubicle and you've done your job. Dilbert: That seems too easy. Alice: And yet you can't do it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS THE DESIGNATED AGILE SCRUM, IT 15 MY JOB TO REMOVE ANY DISTRACTIONS SO YOU CAN WORK GREAT. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY CUBICLE AND YOU'VE DONE YOUR JOB.

THAT SEEMS TOO EASY.

AND YET YOU CAN'T DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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