Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th February 2017

Dilbert//10162, first published nine years ago on Thursday 9th February 2017

Faking Their Own Deaths

Tags

managers, distraction, subversion, alias, espionage, hiding, productivity

Official transcript

Dilbert: My job as the team scrum for our agile methodology is to remove distractions so you can work. I've created fake identities for each of us, and I'll be spreading the rumor that we all died. Carol: I heard they all died. Boss: Nice try. I will find them!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY JOB AS THE TEAM SCRUM FOR OUR AGILE METHODOLOGY IS TO REMOVE DISTRACTIONS SO YOU CAN WORK I'VE CREATED FAKE IDENTITIES FOR EACH OF US, AND I'LL BE SPREADING THE RUMOR THAT WE ALL DIED.

I HEARD THEY ALL DIED.

NICE TRY.

I WILL FIND THEM!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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