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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd March 2017

Dilbert//10183, first published nine years ago on Thursday 2nd March 2017

Asok Is Offended By Wally


Tags

offense, insult, offensive, fighting, nonviolent resistance


Official transcript

Asok: I hear you have been comparing yourself to Gandhi, the father of my birth country. That is offensive. It makes me want to punch you. Wally: Have you tried fasting instead? I hear good things about it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU HAVE BEEN COMPARING YOURSELF TO GANDHI, THE FATHER OF MY BIRTH COUNTRY.

THAT IS OFFENSIVE.

IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU.

HAVE YOU TRIED FASTING INSTEAD?

I HEAR GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Comparing Yourself to Gandhi"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two men in an office setting. The first man shares that he has been comparing himself to Gandhi, the father of his birth country. The second man responds with offense, stating that it makes him want to punch the first man. The first man then reveals that he has tried fasting instead, which he believes is a good thing about it. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of comparing oneself to historical figures and the consequences of such comparisons.

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