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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd March 2017

Dilbert//10184, first published nine years ago on Friday 3rd March 2017

Wally Offended Everyone


Tags

offense, offensive, sensitivity, political correctness, politically correct


Official transcript

Boss: Wally, I"m getting reports that you have offended every single employee in this company in the past week. Wally: Have I offended you? Boss: No, I"m not a sensitive idiot like the rest of them. Wally: Doesn't that mean the problem is on their end? Boss: That doesn't matter as much as you think it should.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, I'M GETTING REPORTS THAT YOU HAVE OFFENDED EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE IN THIS COMPANY IN THE PAST WEEK.

HAVE I OFFENDED YOU?

NO, IM NOT A SENSITIVE IDIOT LIKE THE REST OF THEM.

DOESN'T THAT MEAN THE PROBLEM IS ON THEIR END?

THAT DOESN'T MATTER AS MUCH AS YOU THINK IT SHOULD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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