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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th March 2017

Dilbert//10185, first published nine years ago on Saturday 4th March 2017

You Will Get Used To It


Tags

coworkers, politics, disagreement, opinion, flaw, personality, psychology


Official transcript

Boss: I can't assign you to a project team because everyone hates you for your political opinions. Wally: And they don't hate me for being useless in general? Boss: I guess we all got used to that. Wally: You'll get used to the other thing, too. Give it some time.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAN'T ASSIGN YOU TO A PROJECT TEAM BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES YOU FOR YOUR POLITICAL OPINIONS.

AND THEY DONT HATE ME FOR BEING USELESS IN GENERAL?

I GUESS WE ALL GOT USED TO THAT.

YOULL GET USED TO THE OTHER THING, TOO.

GIVE IT SOME TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hate Me for Being Useless"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and criticism of corporate culture, engaging in a conversation with a coworker.

  • Dilbert expresses his frustration with being assigned to a project team despite everyone hating him for his political opinions.
  • His coworker responds by stating that they don't hate him for being useless in general, but rather for being assigned to the project team.
  • Dilbert retorts that he's glad to be of use, even if it's only to provide a scapegoat for the team's failures.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's sarcastic commentary on corporate culture and the challenges of working in a team environment.
  • The coworker's humorous response highlighting the absurdity of Dilbert's situation.
  • The comic strip's lighthearted and relatable portrayal of office politics and the struggles of being a team player.

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