Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th March 2017

Dilbert//10191, first published nine years ago on Friday 10th March 2017

Dogbert's Corporate Politeness Seminar

Tags

politeness, conversation, etiquette, efficiency, illogical

Official transcript

Dogbert: Welcome to Dogbert's Corporate Politeness Seminar. Today you will learn how to sacrifice your productivity and your happiness for the sake of ancient traditions grounded in total nonsense.Voice: Why would we want to do that? Dogbert: Please hold your impolite questions until never.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S CORPORATE POLITENESS SEMINAR.

TODAY YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO SACRIFICE YOUR PRODUCTIVITY AND YOUR HAPPINESS FOR THE SAKE OF ANCIENT TRADITIONS GROUNDED IN TOTAL NONSENSE.

WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT?

PLEASE HOLD YOUR IMPOLITE QUESTIONS UNTIL NEVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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