Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th March 2017

Dilbert//10192, first published nine years ago on Saturday 11th March 2017

Avoid Offending Sensitive Idiots

Tags

politeness, etiquette, communication, sensitive, feelings, offense, political correctness, politically correct

Official transcript

Dogbert: Avoid offending sensitive idiots whenever possible. Man: I'm a sensitive idiot and I find that offensive. Dogbert: It's okay in your case because you had it coming. Man: Good point. Carry on.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S CORPORATE POLITENESS SEMINAR AVOID OFFENDING SENSITIVE IDIOTS WHENEVER POSSIBLE.

I'M A SENSITIVE IDIOT AND I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE.

IT'S OKAY IN YOUR CASE BECAUSE YOU HAD IT COMING.

GOOD POINT.

CARRY ON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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