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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th March 2017

Dilbert//10210, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 29th March 2017

Wally Is Either Lazy Or Wise


Tags

laziness, genius, work ethic, efficiency


Official transcript

Woman: Can you do that by end of day? Wally: It would be smarter to wait until we have the final specs. Woman: I can't tell if you're lazy or wise. Wally: It's all the same thing. Woman: This is a weird gray area. Wally: I'm going to take a quick nap to boost my productivity.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN YOU DO THAT BY END OF DAY?

IT WOULD BE SMARTER TO WAIT UNTIL WE HAVE THE FINAL SPECS.

I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE LAZY OR WISE.

IT'S ALL THE SAME THING.

THIS IS A WEIRD GRAY AREA.

I'M GOING TO TAKE A QUICK NAP TO BOOST MY PRODUCTIVITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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