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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th March 2017

Dilbert//10211, first published nine years ago on Thursday 30th March 2017

Wally Didn't Write It Down


Tags

deadline, project, excuse, procrastinate, delay


Official transcript

Man: Did you finish the prototype? Wally: I didn't start because I had some questions. Man: Why didn't you ask me those questions a month ago? Wally: I was waiting until I saw you. Man: Fine... what are your questions? Wally: I just realized I didn't write them down.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU FINISH THE PROTOTYPE?

I DIDN'T START BECAUSE I HAD SOME QUESTIONS.

WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME THOSE QUESTIONS A MONTH AGO?

I WAS WAITING UNTIL I SAW YOU.

FINE.

WHAT ARE YOUR QUESTIONS?

I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T WRITE THEM DOWN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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