Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st April 2017

Dilbert//10213, first published nine years ago on Saturday 1st April 2017

It's Like You Never Existed

Tags

supervisor, manager, false comparison

Official transcript

Alice: I spent the past week fixing a critical bug in the software that I forgot to tell you about. Boss: In a way, it's like you never existed. Alice: No, it's not like that at all. Boss: And you have a bad attitude on top of all that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SPENT THE PAST WEEK FIXING A CRITICAL BUG IN THE SOFTWARE THAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT.

IN A WAY, IT'S LIKE YOU NEVER EXISTED.

NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.

AND YOU HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE ON TOP OF ALL THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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