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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st March 2017

Dilbert//10212, first published nine years ago on Friday 31st March 2017

Attend A Meeting In My Place


Tags

meeting, frivolous, stand-in, time management, business


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to attend a meeting in my place. I agreed to the meeting before I realized it would be a total waste of time. Dilbert: This could not be worse. Boss: I might have volunteered to write up the meeting notes.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO ATTEND A MEETING IN MY PLACE.

I AGREED TO THE MEETING BEFORE I REALIZED IT WOULD BE A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.

THIS COULD NOT BE WORSE.

I MIGHT HAVE VOLUNTEERED TO WRITE UP THE MEETING NOTES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Volunteering for a Meeting"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between two individuals, one of whom is volunteering to write up meeting notes. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • The first person asks the second person to attend a meeting.
  • The second person agrees, but only after realizing it would be a "total waste of time."
  • The second person then volunteers to write up the meeting notes, citing that this might not be worse than attending the meeting itself.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip humorously highlights the reluctance of individuals to attend meetings and the willingness to take on tasks to avoid them.
  • The use of the phrase "this might not be worse" suggests a sense of resignation and acceptance of the situation.

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