Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd April 2017

Dilbert//10215, first published nine years ago on Monday 3rd April 2017

Alice Dates Robot

Tags

dating, human resources, company policy, robot, relationships, free will, business

Official transcript

Alice: Am I allowed to date a co-worker? Catbert: That's against company policy. Alice: Is our robot considered a co-worker? Catbert: No. Alice: We're good to go. Robot: Man, I wish I had free will.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AM I ALLOWED TO DATE A COWORKER?

THAT'S AGAINST COMPANY POLICY.

IS OUR ROBOT CONSIDERED A COWORKER?

NO.

WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

MAN, I WISH I HAD FREE WILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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