Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th April 2017

Dilbert//10216, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 4th April 2017

Perfect Boyfriend Robot

Tags

robot, love, programming, free will, manipulation, relationships, technology

Official transcript

Alice: I'm changing your programming to make you my perfect boyfriend. Robot: This feels wrong on so many levels. Alice: How about now? Robot: Um... now i love you. That's weird.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM CHANGING YOUR PROGRAMMING TO MAKE YOU MY PERFECT BOYFRIEND.

THIS FEELS WRONG ON MANY LEVELS.

HOW ABOUT NOW?

UM NOW I LOVE YOU.

THAT'S WEIRD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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