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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th April 2017

Dilbert//10220, first published nine years ago on Saturday 8th April 2017

Breaking Up With Robot


Tags

robot, dating, programming, free will, emotions, cruelty, relationships, technology


Official transcript

Alice: I met another robot. I'm breaking up with you. Robot: Okay. Alice: I need you to feel bad about this, so I'm uploading some code that makes you suffer. Robot: That sounds sadistic. Alice: Stop being selfish.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I MET ANOTHER ROBOT. I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

OKAY.

I NEED YOU TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS, SO I'M UPLOADING SOME CODE THAT MAKES YOU SUFFER.

THAT SOUNDS SADISTIC.

STOP BEING SELFISH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Sadistic Robot"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a woman who has met another robot and is considering breaking up with her current one.
  • She explains that she needs to feel bad about the breakup, so she is uploading code that makes her suffer.
  • The robot responds with a sarcastic comment, implying that it is being sadistic.
  • The woman then proceeds to delete the code, but not before the robot makes a final comment about being selfish.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of humans having complex emotions and relationships with machines.
  • It highlights the absurdity of a robot being sadistic and the woman's attempt to manipulate its behavior.
  • The strip uses humor to comment on the intersection of technology and human emotions.

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