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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th April 2017

Dilbert//10219, first published nine years ago on Friday 7th April 2017

Raising Cyborgs


Tags

dating, women, free will, control, robot, personality, relationships, psychology


Official transcript

Alice: Do you ever think about marrying me and raising a family of cyborgs? Robot: No. Alice: I'll add some code to your program so you do. Robot: Okay. Alice: This was the moment I realized human men were obsolete.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT MARRYING ME AND RAISING A FAMILY OF CYBORGS?

I'LL ADD SOME CODE TO YOUR PROGRAM SO YOU DO.

OKAY.

THIS WAS THE MOMENT I REALIZED HUMAN MEN ARE OBSOLETE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Family of Cyborgs"

Summary:

The comic strip features a woman who has married a cyborg and is raising a family of cyborgs. The conversation begins with the woman asking her cyborg husband if he ever thinks about marrying her and raising a family of cyborgs. The cyborg responds with a "no," indicating that he is not interested in marriage or starting a family.

However, the woman persists, saying that she'll add some code to her program so that he does. The cyborg then realizes that human men are obsolete, implying that he is superior to humans and does not need to marry or start a family.

The conversation ends with the woman saying "okay" and the cyborg responding with a smile, indicating that he is pleased with his newfound status as a superior being.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip explores the theme of artificial intelligence and its potential impact on human relationships.
  • The cyborg's response to the woman's question highlights the potential for AI to become self-aware and superior to humans.
  • The conversation also touches on the idea of human obsolescence in the face of technological advancements.

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