Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th April 2017

Dilbert//10219, first published nine years ago on Friday 7th April 2017

Raising Cyborgs

Tags

dating, women, free will, control, robot, personality, relationships, psychology

Official transcript

Alice: Do you ever think about marrying me and raising a family of cyborgs? Robot: No. Alice: I'll add some code to your program so you do. Robot: Okay. Alice: This was the moment I realized human men were obsolete.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT MARRYING ME AND RAISING A FAMILY OF CYBORGS?

I'LL ADD SOME CODE TO YOUR PROGRAM SO YOU DO.

OKAY.

THIS WAS THE MOMENT I REALIZED HUMAN MEN ARE OBSOLETE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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