Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th April 2017

Dilbert//10222, first published nine years ago on Monday 10th April 2017

Asok Is In The Jargon Matrix

Tags

jargon, language, breakdown, nonsense

Official transcript

Carol: Come quickly. I think Asok entered the jargon matrix. Asok: At the end of the day, I want some actionable insights that will improve our cross-platform integration. Carol: Can he hear us? Dilbert: Yes, but our words are just noise to him now. Asok: Silo.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COME QUICKLY. I THINK ASOK ENTERED THE JARGON MATRIX.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I WANT SOME ACTIONABLE INSIGHTS THAT WILL IMPROVE OUR CROSS-PLATFORM INTEGRATION.

CAN HE HEAR US?

YES, BUT OUR WORDS ARE JUST NOISE TO HIM NOW.

SILO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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