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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th April 2017

Dilbert//10222, first published nine years ago on Monday 10th April 2017

Asok Is In The Jargon Matrix


Tags

jargon, language, breakdown, nonsense


Official transcript

Carol: Come quickly. I think Asok entered the jargon matrix. Asok: At the end of the day, I want some actionable insights that will improve our cross-platform integration. Carol: Can he hear us? Dilbert: Yes, but our words are just noise to him now. Asok: Silo.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

COME QUICKLY. I THINK ASOK ENTERED THE JARGON MATRIX.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I WANT SOME ACTIONABLE INSIGHTS THAT WILL IMPROVE OUR CROSS-PLATFORM INTEGRATION.

CAN HE HEAR US?

YES, BUT OUR WORDS ARE JUST NOISE TO HIM NOW.

SILO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Jargon Matrix"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic comments on office life and corporate jargon. In this strip, Dilbert is introduced to the concept of a "Jargon Matrix," which is meant to improve cross-platform integration. However, the conversation quickly devolves into a discussion of the matrix's complexity and the use of technical terms.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is introduced to the Jargon Matrix, a tool meant to improve cross-platform integration.
  • The conversation quickly becomes technical and confusing, with the use of terms like "asok" and "silo."
  • The strip pokes fun at the use of corporate jargon and the complexity of technical terms.
  • The comic strip is a commentary on the challenges of communication in the workplace and the importance of clear and concise language.

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