Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th April 2017

Dilbert//10223, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 11th April 2017

Enters The Jargon Matrix

Tags

jargon, language, matrix, communication

Official transcript

Dilbert: Asok entered the jargon matrix. I'm going in to save him. Asok: User experience... Dilbert: Cloud... blockchain... speed of execution... responsive design... peel the onion... move the needle... Asok: Sustainability. Dilbert: I'm in. Asok: What the...? Where did you come from? Narrator: Continued...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK ENTERED THE JARGON MATRIX. I'M GOING IN TO SAVE HIM.

USER EXPERIENCE...

CLOUD...BLOCKCHAIN...

SPEED OF EXECUTION...

RESPONSIVE DESIGN...

PEEL THE ONION..MOVE THE NEEDLE...

SUSTAINABILITY.

IM IN WHAT THE...?

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

CONTINUED...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Blockchain and Me"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2017, features a conversation between Asok and Dilbert about blockchain technology. The conversation begins with Asok entering the "Jargon Matrix" to save Dilbert, who is overwhelmed by the complexity of blockchain terminology. Asok explains that blockchain is a cloud-based system that uses speed of execution, responsive design, and peeling onions to move the needle.

However, Dilbert remains confused, asking where Asok came from. Asok responds that he's "in," and the conversation ends with Dilbert looking puzzled. The comic strip pokes fun at the use of jargon in technology discussions and the challenges of understanding complex concepts.

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