Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th April 2017

Dilbert//10223, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 11th April 2017

Enters The Jargon Matrix

Tags

jargon, language, matrix, communication

Official transcript

Dilbert: Asok entered the jargon matrix. I'm going in to save him. Asok: User experience... Dilbert: Cloud... blockchain... speed of execution... responsive design... peel the onion... move the needle... Asok: Sustainability. Dilbert: I'm in. Asok: What the...? Where did you come from? Narrator: Continued...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK ENTERED THE JARGON MATRIX. I'M GOING IN TO SAVE HIM.

USER EXPERIENCE...

CLOUD...BLOCKCHAIN...

SPEED OF EXECUTION...

RESPONSIVE DESIGN...

PEEL THE ONION..MOVE THE NEEDLE...

SUSTAINABILITY.

IM IN WHAT THE...?

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

CONTINUED...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.