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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th April 2017

Dilbert//10225, first published nine years ago on Thursday 13th April 2017

Wally Moves Into Bathroom Stall


Tags

living, home, bathroom


Official transcript

Wally: I decided to move into a bathroom stall and live there forever. The pieces all came together when I got this food delivery app. Alice: What about the ambiance? Wally: It must be hard to have high standards.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO MOVE INTO A BATHROOM STALL AND LIVE THERE FOREVER.

THE PIECES ALL CAME TOGETHER WHEN I GOT THIS FOOD DELIVERY APP.

WHAT ABOUT THE AMBIANCE?

IT MUST BE HARD TO HAVE HIGH STANDARDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The High Standards of Food Delivery"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2017, features Dilbert, a bald man with glasses and a green shirt, engaged in a conversation with a woman. The conversation revolves around their decision to move into a bathroom stall, where they can live forever.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert: "I decided to move into a bathroom stall and live there forever."
  • Woman: "What about the ambiance?"

Panel 2:

  • Dilbert: "The pieces all came together when I got this food delivery app."
  • Woman: "What about the ambiance?"

Panel 3:

  • Dilbert: "It must be hard to have high standards."

Key Takeaways:

  • Dilbert and the woman have decided to live in a bathroom stall forever.
  • The conversation revolves around the ambiance of the bathroom stall.
  • Dilbert mentions that he got a food delivery app, which contributed to his decision.
  • The woman asks about the ambiance, and Dilbert responds that it must be hard to have high standards.

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