Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th April 2017

Dilbert//10224, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 12th April 2017

Red Pills Asok

Tags

jargon, language, nonsense, productivity, illusion, alternate reality

Official transcript

Dilbert: Nothing in this dimension is real. Asok: Double-click on that. Dilbert: The jargon matrix is where people imagine they are being useful. But in reality, they are sitting in a chair doing nothing. Asok: I just made a ten-year technology plan.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ENTERS THE JARGON MATRIX TO SAVE ASOK NOTHING IN THIS DIMENSION IS REAL.

DOUBLE- CLICK ON THAT.

THE JARGON MATRIX IS WHERE PEOPLE IMAGINE THEY ARE BEING USEFUL.

BUT IN REALITY, THEY ARE SITTING IN A CHAIR DOING NOTHING.

I JUST MADE A TEN-YEAR TECHNOLOGY PLAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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