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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th April 2017

Dilbert//10227, first published nine years ago on Saturday 15th April 2017

Bug In The Platform


Tags

work ethic, excuse, laziness, proof


Official transcript

Boss: Did you add the new feature yet? Wally: No, I had to fix a critical bug in the platform first. Boss: I have no way to verify that claim. Wally: That's why it's a good one.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU ADD THE NEW FEATURE YET?

NO, I HAD TO FIX A CRITICAL BUG IN THE PLATFORM FIRST.

I HAVE NO WAY TO VERIFY THAT CLAIM.

THAT'S WHY IT'S A GOOD ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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