Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th April 2017

Dilbert//10228, first published nine years ago on Sunday 16th April 2017

Tags

waiter, restaurant, service industry, impatient, patience, complaining

Official transcript

Waiter: Here are your french fries. Dilbert: Gaaaa!!! I have no salt. Waiter: I will bring the salt right away. Dilbert: No, you won't. This isn't my first time eating out! You say you will bring salt, but you will be distracted by another table. I will sit here in anger while I watch you do things that do not involve bringing me salt. As the temperature of my fries drops, my cortisol levels will increase. In five minutes I will hate your guts and this restaurant, too. I also need ketchup. Waiter: That will take a little longer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE ARE YOUR FRENCH FRIES.

GAAAA!!!

I HAVE NO SALT.

I WILL BRING THE SALT RIGHT AWAY.

NO, YOU WON'T.

THIS ISNT MY BURST TIME EATING OUT!

YOU SAY YOU WILL BRING SALT, BUT YOU WILL BE DISTRACTED BY ANOTHER TABLE.

I WILL SIT HERE IN ANGER WHILE I WATCH YOU DO THINGS THAT DO NOT INVOLVE BRINGING ME SALT.

AS THE TEMPERATURE OF MY FRIES DROPS, MY CORTISOL LEVELS WILL INCREASE.

IN FIVE MINUTES I WILL HATE YOUR GUTS AND THIS RESTAURANT, TOO.

I ALSO NEED KETCHUP.

THAT WILL TAKE A LITTLE LONGER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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