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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th April 2017

Dilbert//10238, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 26th April 2017

Culture As An Asset


Tags

company, culture, motivation, strategy, buzzword, jargon, business


Official transcript

Boss: I've been telling employees that our culture is our best asset. Catbert: Do they pretend that makes sense? Boss: Yes, because we have a culture of lying to avoid conflict.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN TELLING EMPLOYEES THAT OUR CULTURE IS OUR BEST ASSET.

DO THEY PRETEND THAT MAKES SENSE?

YES, BECAUSE WE HAVE A CULTURE OF LYING TO AVOID CONFLICT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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