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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th April 2017

Dilbert//10239, first published nine years ago on Thursday 27th April 2017

Something About Honesty


Tags

company, culture, business, concept, abstraction


Official transcript

Dilbert: I want to make sure my project plan is consistent with our company culture. But I don't know what our culture is. Maybe you could describe it? Boss: Um... maybe something about honesty? Dilbert: No, I would have noticed that by now.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT TO MAKE SURE MY PROJECT PLAN IS CONSISTENT WITH OUR COMPANY CULTURE.

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT OUR CULTURE IS. MAYBE YOU COULD DESCRIBE IT?

UM..

MAYBE SOMETHING ABOUT HONESTY?

NO, I WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT BY NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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