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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th April 2017

Dilbert//10241, first published nine years ago on Saturday 29th April 2017

Cublices Or Open Office Plan


Tags

office, concept, cubicle, floorplan, laziness, hiding


Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you prefer the privacy of a cubicle or the collaborative atmosphere of an open office plan? Wally: Cubicles poison my soul. But in an open office plan, I would not get any work done. Dilbert: So... which do you prefer? Wally: The one with no work. I thought that was obvious.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU PREFER THE PRIVACY OF A CUBICLE OR THE COLLABORATIVE ATMOSPHERE OF AN OPEN OFFICE PLAN?

CUBICLES POISON MY SOUL. BUT IN AN OPEN OFFICE PLAN, I WOULD NOT GET ANY WORK DONE.

SO...

WHICH DO YOU PREFER?

THE ONE WITH NO WORK. I THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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