Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th April 2017

Dilbert//10240, first published nine years ago on Friday 28th April 2017

Priorities

Tags

priorities, culture, company, money, greed, business

Official transcript

Alice: There seems to be some confusion about what our company culture is. Boss: Our priorities are honesty, integrity, and return on investment. Alice: Which priority is the highest? Boss: Integrity won't buy me a new boat.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT WHAT OUR COMPANY CULTURE IS.

OUR PRIORITIES ARE HONESTY, INTEGRITY, AND RETURN ON INVESTMENT.

WHICH PRIORITY IS THE HIGHEST?

INTEGRITY WON'T BUY ME A NEW BOAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Priorities"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker. The coworker expresses confusion about the company's culture, to which Dilbert responds that their priorities are honesty, integrity, and return on investment. However, when asked which priority is the highest, Dilbert reveals that the company prioritizes buying a new boat over integrity. This unexpected twist highlights the disconnect between the company's stated values and its actual actions. The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of companies paying lip service to values like integrity while prioritizing short-term gains.

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