Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st May 2017

Dilbert//10243, first published nine years ago on Monday 1st May 2017

Tina Wants To Borrow Wally's Phone

Tags

cell phone, germs, cleanliness, bathroom, technology

Official transcript

Tina: My phone is broken. Can I use yours to make a call? Wally: Absolutely. If it seems warm, that's because I was using it in the men's room for the past two hours. Tina: I'll ask someone else. Wally: Yup.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PHONE IS BROKEN. CAN I USE YOURS TO MAKE A CALL?

ABSOLUTELY. IF IT SEEMS WARM, THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS USING IT IN THE MEN'S ROOM FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS.

I'LL ASK SOMEONE ELSE.

YUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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