Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd May 2017

Dilbert//10244, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 2nd May 2017

Tina Wants To Borrow Dilbert's Phone

Tags

cell phone, property, possession, technology

Official transcript

Tina: Can I borrow your phone to make a call? I dropped mine and broke it. Dilbert: No, I don't like other people touching my phone, or breathing on it, or reading my messages. Tina: You have a lot of issues. Dilbert: Said the person who doesn't use protective phone cases because they are ugly.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I BORROW YOUR PHONE TO MAKE A CALL? I DROPPED MINE AND BROKE IT.

NO, I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY PHONE, OR BREATHING ON IT, OR READING MY MESSAGES.

YOU HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES.

SAID THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T USE PROTECTIVE PHONE CASES BECAUSE THEY ARE UGLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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