Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd May 2017
Dilbert//10245, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 3rd May 2017
Tina Has Phone Anxiety
Tags
cell phone, boredom, time, killing time, anxiety, addiction, distraction, technology
Official transcript
Tina: I'm having a lot of anxiety because my mobile phone is broken. What happens if I need to stand in line for something? What would I do while I waited? Dilbert: You need an invisible friend. Tina: I have one, but she's always on her phone.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
IM HAVING A LOT OF ANXIETY BECAUSE MY MOBILE PHONE IS BROKEN.
WHAT HAPPENS IF I NEED TO STAND IN LINE FOR SOMETHING?
WHAT WOULD I DO WHILE I WAITED?
YOU NEED AN INVISIBLE FRIEND.
I HAVE ONE, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS ON HER PHONE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Anxiety and Invisible Friends"
Summary:
- The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a red shirt, sitting at his desk.
- His phone is broken, causing him anxiety.
- He asks his coworker, a woman with black hair and a purple shirt, what he should do while he waits for it to be fixed.
- She responds that he needs an invisible friend, implying that she is always on her phone and can provide companionship.
- The punchline is that Dilbert has one, but it's always on her phone.
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