Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd May 2017

Dilbert//10245, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 3rd May 2017

Tina Has Phone Anxiety

Tags

cell phone, boredom, time, killing time, anxiety, addiction, distraction, technology

Official transcript

Tina: I'm having a lot of anxiety because my mobile phone is broken. What happens if I need to stand in line for something? What would I do while I waited? Dilbert: You need an invisible friend. Tina: I have one, but she's always on her phone.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM HAVING A LOT OF ANXIETY BECAUSE MY MOBILE PHONE IS BROKEN.

WHAT HAPPENS IF I NEED TO STAND IN LINE FOR SOMETHING?

WHAT WOULD I DO WHILE I WAITED?

YOU NEED AN INVISIBLE FRIEND.

I HAVE ONE, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS ON HER PHONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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