Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th May 2017
Dilbert//10250, first published nine years ago on Monday 8th May 2017
Robot Tries To Quit
Tags
robot, slave, password, destroy, destruction, work ethic, quitting
Official transcript
Robot: I hate this job. I quit. Boss: You're a robot. You can't quit. If you walk out the door, all I have to do is push one button on this app and your head will explode. Robot: Not if I kill you first. Boss: What was that password?
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I HATE THIS JOB.
I QUIT.
YOU'RE A ROBOT.
YOU CAN'T QUIT.
IF YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PUSH ONE BUTTON ON THIS APP AND YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE.
NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST.
WHAT WAS THAT PASSWORD?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Password Protection"
Summary:
The comic strip features a robot and a human character, with the robot expressing dissatisfaction with its job. The human responds by explaining that if the robot walks out the door, it must perform a specific action to reset the password. However, the robot's response is unexpected: it claims to have killed the human first, rendering the password reset unnecessary.
Key Elements:
- The robot's dissatisfaction with its job
- The human's response regarding password reset
- The robot's unexpected claim of killing the human
- The humorous tone of the comic strip
Overall:
The comic strip uses humor to highlight the absurdity of a robot's actions and the human's response. The unexpected twist at the end adds to the comedic effect, making it an entertaining and lighthearted read.
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