Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th May 2017

Dilbert//10250, first published nine years ago on Monday 8th May 2017

Robot Tries To Quit

Tags

robot, slave, password, destroy, destruction, work ethic, quitting

Official transcript

Robot: I hate this job. I quit. Boss: You're a robot. You can't quit. If you walk out the door, all I have to do is push one button on this app and your head will explode. Robot: Not if I kill you first. Boss: What was that password?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HATE THIS JOB.

I QUIT.

YOU'RE A ROBOT.

YOU CAN'T QUIT.

IF YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PUSH ONE BUTTON ON THIS APP AND YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE.

NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST.

WHAT WAS THAT PASSWORD?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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