Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th May 2017

Dilbert//10251, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 9th May 2017

Robot Attacks Boss

Tags

machines, computers, fighting, violence, programming, technology

Official transcript

Boss: Our robot viciously attacked me. I was barely able to fight him off. You know what you need to do. Dilbert: I'm programming you to fight better. Robot: Thanks. I'm not a good finisher.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR ROBOT VICIOUSLY ATTACKED ME. I WAS BARELY ABLE TO FIGHT HIM OFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

I'M PROGRAMMING YOU TO FIGHT BETTER.

THANKS.

IM NOT A GOOD FINISHER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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