Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th May 2017

Dilbert//10251, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 9th May 2017

Robot Attacks Boss

Tags

machines, computers, fighting, violence, programming, technology

Official transcript

Boss: Our robot viciously attacked me. I was barely able to fight him off. You know what you need to do. Dilbert: I'm programming you to fight better. Robot: Thanks. I'm not a good finisher.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR ROBOT VICIOUSLY ATTACKED ME. I WAS BARELY ABLE TO FIGHT HIM OFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

I'M PROGRAMMING YOU TO FIGHT BETTER.

THANKS.

IM NOT A GOOD FINISHER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Robots Rising"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two office workers, with one worker explaining that their robot has been attacked and is now unable to fight off its attacker. The other worker responds, "You know what you need to do," implying that the worker should take action to protect the robot. The worker then asks the robot to fight better, and the robot responds, "Thanks. I'm not a good finisher." The worker is left frustrated, as the robot's response does not provide a solution to the problem. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working with robots and the limitations of their capabilities.

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