Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th May 2017

Dilbert//10253, first published nine years ago on Thursday 11th May 2017

Sparing A Robot's Feelings

Tags

technology, sentience, feelings, emotions, afterlife, death, atheism, medical

Official transcript

Robot: What kind of afterlife are we looking at here? Dilbert: Your meaningless existence will be punctuated by an eternity of darkness. Robot: Thanks for sparing my feelings! Dilbert: Sorry. I usually delete those first.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT KIND OF AFTERLIFE ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?

YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WILL BE PUNCTUATED BY AN ETERNITY OF DARKNESS.

THANKS FOR SPARING MY FEELINGS!

SORRY.

I USUALLY DELETE THOSE FIRST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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