Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th May 2017

Dilbert//10252, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 10th May 2017

Replacing Robot Head

Tags

machines, rights, robot, technology, survival, suffering, apathy

Official transcript

Dilbert: I've been asked to replace your head. Robot: Um... what's the survival rate for this operation? Dilbert: No one cares. Robot: I'll need a second opinion. Wally: I don't care either.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN ASKED TO REPLACE YOUR HEAD.

UM .. WHAT'S THE SURVIVAL RATE FOR THIS OPERATION?

NO ONE CARES.

I'LL NEED A SECOND OPINION I DON'T CARE EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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