Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th May 2017

Dilbert//10262, first published nine years ago on Saturday 20th May 2017

Delegating

Tags

workload, productivity, progress

Official transcript

Dilbert: I worked all weekend and finished my project early. Now I don't have all of that stress hanging over me. Feels great! Unless you plan to punish me for my productivity. Boss: I call it delegating.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WORKED ALL WEEKEND AND FINISHED MY PROJECT EARLY.

NOW I DON'T HAVE ALL OF THAT STRESS HANGING OVER ME.

FEELS GREAT!

UNLESS YOU PLAN TO PUNISH ME FOR MY PRODUCTIVITY.

I CALL IT DELEGATING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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