Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd May 2017

Dilbert//10265, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 23rd May 2017

Randy Sees Normals As Livestock

Tags

microchip, technology, nanotechnology, ego, cattle

Official transcript

Randy: I am one of the first humans to have a microchip embedded in my brain. I'm so smart that you "normals"

are like livestock to me now. Dilbert: We can't be that different. Randy: My chip translates everything you say to "moo."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM ONE OF THE FIRST HUMANS TO HAVE A MICROCHIP EMBEDDED IN MY BRAIN.

IM SO SMART THAT YOU "NORMALS" ARE LIKE LIVESTOCK TO ME NOW.

WE CANT BE THAT DIFFERENT.

MY CHIP TRANSLATES EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO "MOO."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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