Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd May 2017

Dilbert//10265, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 23rd May 2017

Randy Sees Normals As Livestock

Tags

microchip, technology, nanotechnology, ego, cattle

Official transcript

Randy: I am one of the first humans to have a microchip embedded in my brain. I'm so smart that you "normals"

are like livestock to me now. Dilbert: We can't be that different. Randy: My chip translates everything you say to "moo."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM ONE OF THE FIRST HUMANS TO HAVE A MICROCHIP EMBEDDED IN MY BRAIN.

IM SO SMART THAT YOU "NORMALS" ARE LIKE LIVESTOCK TO ME NOW.

WE CANT BE THAT DIFFERENT.

MY CHIP TRANSLATES EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO "MOO."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Chip in the Head"

Summary:

• A man claims to be one of the first humans to have a microchip embedded in his brain.
• He explains that he is so smart that he now thinks like a cow, saying "moo" instead of speaking normally.
• The other characters in the room are confused and skeptical of his claim.
• The man's chip translates everything he says to "moo", causing further confusion.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of having a microchip implanted in the brain and the potential consequences of such technology.

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