Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd May 2017

Dilbert//10264, first published nine years ago on Monday 22nd May 2017

Randy Has A Microchip In His Brain

Tags

intelligence, technology, nanotechnology, biotechnology, computer chip

Official transcript

Boss: Randy is our first employee to have a computer chip embedded in his brain. Randy, please explain to these obsolete employees how awesome you are now. Randy: Wait... I'm updating my software. Alice: Should we kill him while he's vulnerable?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RANDY IS OUR FIRST EMPLOYEE TO HAVE A COMPUTER CHIP EMBEDDED IN HIS BRAIN.

RANDY, PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THESE OBSOLETE EMPLOYEES HOW AWESOME YOU ARE NOW.

WAIT I'M UPDATING MY SOFT WARE.

SHOULD WE KILL HIM WHILE HE'S VULNERABLE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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